1. Can you tell that dude to stop staring at us?
Yup, I am sure our breasts, just like us, get really grossed out by the constant leeching and staring.
2. We hate button down shirts
Not a fan of anything that presses down upon these twins.
3. I’m being stabbed to death by underwire
Ouch! Underwire is the price we pay for indulging in fancy lingerie.
4. We think you need to go for a bra sizing
It’s been months since you measured your breasts. And now your breasts are falling out of your bra. They definitely need to be re-measured.
5. You don’t support me the way you used to
It’s probably a sign that your bra is stretched all out of shape.
6. Can you turn up the heat or put on a sweater?
You know what happens to boobs when it’s cold!
7. Please mistress, can you free us from this cage?
Bras and breasts have a love-hate relationship, which would be funny if it wasn’t painful.
8. You brushed your hand against me, and now I am dying
You know the days before your period when your breasts ache and nipples extra sensitive?
9. We found a piece of popcorn
Hands up, if you found a biscuit crumb or popcorn in your cleavage.
10. Why is my sister prettier than me
I am sure, one of the breasts has an inferiority complex about the other.
11. Wear the black shirt; it makes us look good
We have one shirt/top that really makes our boobs look great!
12. The blue shirt makes us look weird
There is one shirt that does not sit quite right. Avoid it!